Why oh why?
You’ve got to be effing kidding me. Seriously.
Why do people continue to open their mouth and insert their foot? In a big way? And this time, in regards to me?
I went to the nail salon today for a much needed pedicure. I haven’t had one since before the baby was born. I didn’t schedule an appointment as this was a last minute stop. My normal girl wasn’t there today, so I got someone else who obviously doesn’t know me.
I sit down in the chair, dip my feet in the water.
The girl turns to me and the first question out of her mouth is:
WHEN ARE YOU DUE?
Seriously. I wanted to bitch slap her right then and there. Instead, I composed myself and spat out:
I’M NOT. I HAD A BABY FOUR MONTHS AGO.
Then, then, THEN, she added insult to injury and says:
OH, YOU TRYING TO LOSE THE BABY WEIGHT, HUH?
I’m telling, you took every ounce of reservation in me not to haul off and smack her. I wanted to drag her outside and kick her skinny booty. I didn’t, but I wanted to. I mumbled something and then thankfully, my cell phone rang and it was Christy.
How is it that someone who doesn’t even know you can put a damper on your day? Why are people so stupid with their words? Why? Why? WHYYYYYYY?
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