The Night Before Shredding

Tis the night before Shredding begins over here,
And I think most of us are afraid we’ll shed tears.
Work out clothes and weights have been set out with care,
In hopes that we’ll seriously shrink our derrieres.

I know that tonight when we’re all snuggled in bed,
We’ll have dreams of Jillian yelling in our heads,
Because we know what’s coming after our night’s nap.
We’re going to sweat, maybe cuss, and be sore as crap.

Beth has so bravely gotten a head start of a few days,
She’s warned us what’s to come when it’s our turn to play.
It’s going to be hard; we’re going to sweat more than a bit.
But I have no worries that we can all surely do it!

Now April! Now Melissa! Now, Lisa and Christy!
Crooked Eyebrow will sit this one out; she‘s gonna have a baby!
Get those push ups done! Work out until you fall!
Now Shred away! Shred away! Shred away all!

We’re springing to our feet, getting up from our couches,
We’re going to Shred for 30 days! Heck, we’re no slouches!
In 30 days, lots of weight will be out of sight!
Happy Shredding to all, and to all a good night!

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