I remember one time, not so long ago
On Twitter, I heard some chatter to and fro
About a new snack, someone gave a tip,
and they were all loopy about something called popchips.
Whatever, I thought, I have a favorite snack.
These, popchips or whatever; they sound kind of whack.
Nothing can beat my favorite baked tortilla chips,
so forget, popchips, I will not like them Sam I am.
Then one day, I went to my grocery store,
and there at eye level, I saw popchips galore!
I walked by them two times. Or was it three?
OK, fine! I will try them! What really would it hurt me?
I opened the bag as soon as I got into my house
and I wasn’t even really quiet like a mouse
and OH MY GOD did I like what I tasted?
Why a great big smile on my face was pasted!
I have tried every flavor, and they are all so great.
I am so sorry that to the popchips party I was late.
Please forgive me dear popchips, you are my fav.
Forever and ever, about you I will rave.
So I sit here today and I confess to you,
Dear popchips, oh, how my love for you is true.