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A few times a week I escape my crazy life (and I do mean crazy) and take a quick, healthy and relaxing trip to the tropics. If you think I’m talking about Fiji, you’re mistaken. And I wish. I’m talking about my local hot yoga studio. It is my release and my refuge. I look forward to sweating from … [Read more…]

Hello, Internets! It’s my first ever ‘Toot Your Horn Tuesday’! I have to say, this is a great exercise for me. Because I’m going to have to really dig deep to find something to toot. It’s not that I’m really down on myself…it’s that I’m so exhausted lately that I can’t remember what the heck … [Read more…]

Tell me if this sounds familiar: You’re getting ready for a workout. You’re all dressed, shoes are laced, shades are on. But you’re not ready. Not even close. You still need music. A heart rate monitor. A gps. Your phone. Okay. Maybe it’s just me. But I’m a complete gadget-a-holic. I once … [Read more…]

This article was first published in December of 2009, and we felt like it deserved another spin, so take it away Heather! I would be willing to bet that if I sat down to dinner with almost any one of you, I’d be finished with my plate before you had a chance to cut your meat. I am a speed … [Read more…]

We have another beautiful lady with a birthday this week. She has the most fabulous hair, sparkling personality, and an adorable new little baby! Heather, we love you to death, and hope you are spoiled rotten today. You deserve it so much! You will be greatly missed this weekend. We love … [Read more…]

It’s Friday the 13th…. ooooh, scary! I am a total horror-movie buff and I love, love, love the dumb, gory movies {but only if my husband is home to watch them with me}. Anyway, despite the superstition associated with today, it will be a good day! Check out these links and your day will … [Read more…]

Gather ’round Shrinkvivors. Pull up a cozy banana tree leaf near the fire and get ready to hear the results of this week’s Tribal Council. Heather is our Jeff Probst this week, and did an outstanding job, even if she did have to kick some of you off to Exile Island. She’s really amazing (and look at … [Read more…]

Not only does she have some awesome hair and the best legs, she has a kick-ass sense of humor, too! We are so lucky to have her around the Sisterhood and I absolutelycannotwait to meet her in 3 weeks! HAPPY BIRTHDAY, HEATHER! We love you and hope this year is amazing for you! MWAH!! … [Read more…]

Twenty-one days, come and gone. Is it just me or did that just whoosh by? They say it takes twenty one days to make or break habits. How did you do? Did you kick that nighttime snacking? Are you drinking water like it’s going out of style? Maybe you made a commitment to just LOVE yourself more.  … [Read more…]

It’s Spring. Can I get a HECK YES?! [raises roof] Time to get outdoors. Hit the trail. Get some fresh air. Eat some trail mix. Be one with the wilderness (okay, I got a little carried away). Yep – it’s hiking season! If you’ve never been much of a hiker, I’ve got to tell you, it’s some … [Read more…]

I wanted to write something all clever for April Fools Day. Something to freak y’all out.  Cause I wanted to be all, APRIL FOOLS! Bwa ha ha! Best laid plans, right? Oh well, it’s the thought that counts. But, in the spirit of FOOLING, I thought I’d discuss ways I FOOL myself. I have plenty of … [Read more…]

If you’re new to the Sisterhood, you’re probably asking, what’s a Tworkout? Well, a Tworkout is a kick ass workout that April and I like to yell at you through your computer, via Twitter. We tweet a last chance tworkout from @shrinkingjeans every Tuesday night, during the Biggest Loser. That’s 8 … [Read more…]

It’s Tuesday and you know what that means!!  It’s our Last Chance Workout on Twitter while watching the Biggest Loser!!  Who’s ready for it?  We start at 8pm Central!  (West Coasters- Heather’s sorry she can’t make it tonight, so you can just follow along from below!  She’ll be doing it too later … [Read more…]

Hello, my peeps. It’s Tuesday. That day. The day we divulge our deepest, darkest food and exercise (or whatever) secrets. On the internet. Nothing like throwing our confessions out there to the universe to purge our consciences… So, I have to admit that this week I’ve been quite irritable … [Read more…]

Just a side note, I’m not sure how this is FIVE layers…I counted three. Maybe four, if cheese is a layer. Anyhow… I wanted to make something snack-y, because the biggest snack day all year is coming up – SUPER BOWL! Did you know the Super Bowl is the highest chip consumption day of the … [Read more…]