10 Superficial Reasons to Lose Weight – The Shrinking Jeans of Mel


January 27, 2011 By Mel

As seen on Ben Does Life.

  1. You don’t have to pull the seatbelt as far to click it.
  2. Let’s be honest, chub-rub sucks.
  3. Far fewer sweat stains.
  4. Cartwheels are much easier (and graceful).
  5. No more pulling the shirt out of fat rolls when you sit down. (don’t act like you don’t know what I’m talking about.)
  6. People don’t eyeball you questioningly when you take the last cookie/slice of pizza.
  7. You can put your shoes on like a normal person. For those of you that have never been obese, trust us, it’s really really hard to put shoes on.
  8. No more fat-tax ($2 for XXL and up shirts)
  9. No more pretending like you’re wearing a T-shirt over your bathing suit to “prevent sunburns.”
  10. Floors don’t creak as loudly. Sneaking up on people is much easier.

So true! LOL