We still have snow on the ground here in Maryland and more is on the way. Six to ten lovely inches expected today. I feel like I can never complain about the weather again after what the folks in Boston have been through this winter, but in all honesty, I think we are giving them a run for their money.
That said, maybe we could all use a little laugh. Don’t you think so?
I paid a visit to Dr.Putupor Shutup. This is what he recommended:
Instead of sitting down for your favorite TV show, stand up. Move those feet. Do not stop. You may want to do this for your favorite HALF hour show, vs. a lengthy documentary.
Instead of reaching for a cookie in a moment of weakness, reach for a carrot. Yeah, this will suck, but you can at least say you did this swap once.
Instead of trying for force yourself to have that one last cup of water, enjoy another cup of wine. Best accomplished while you are home in front of a cozy fire.
Instead of wrestling to get those Spanx on, go commando.
Instead of hitting the treadmill for another C25K session, watch Louis C. K. do some standup.
Instead of shoveling your sidewalk yet again, leave it alone so becomes a fun icy runway when sitting on a cookie sheet.
Instead of posting a picture of your goal bikini in a place of prominence, post a picture of Old Man Winter and throw darts at him, that rat bastard!
So, shrinkers, share with me if you will. How are you managing to stay sane?
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