poem Archives – The Sisterhood of the Shrinking Jeans LLC

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Because the sun is shining and we love you so, a coupon code is the way to go. Ten percent off your registration fee, includes a medal, swag, and an awesome tee. Whether you want to walk or run, Head on over to our race page for fun. Lace up your shoes and tell your … [Read more…]

It’s an amazing thing, this website we have, But every now and then, it makes us all mad. When growing pains happen and the site goes down, Behind the scenes, you’ll hear cussing all around.   Have no fear, Christy, Melissa, and Heather are on the case! They’ll work out the kinks! They have … [Read more…]

Each year I get excited as Thanksgiving grows near because to me, this means The Holidays are here! I get up Thanksgiving morning; I travel oh so very far (two hours), to my grandmother’s house I drive in my orange car! After my journey, I greet my family with kisses and hugs I walk back to … [Read more…]

On cold winter mornings when I was a kid, For school I would wake, barely opening my eyelids. I stumbled and mumbled my way down the hall To the kitchen from where my mom would call. At the breakfast table, a bowl appeared before me and I opened one eye and what did I see?! One of my … [Read more…]

  I remember one time, not so long ago On Twitter, I heard some chatter to and fro About a new snack, someone gave a tip, and they were all loopy about something called popchips.   Whatever, I thought, I have a  favorite snack. These, popchips or whatever;  they sound kind of … [Read more…]

And now, a good old fashioned Sisterhood poem for y’all! Twas the night before Christmas, when all through the ‘hood All our members were scrambling, for recipes which were good. Along the chimney stockings were hung all about, With hopes that St Nicholas would fill them with EA SPORTS Active … [Read more…]

Tis the night before Shredding begins over here, And I think most of us are afraid we’ll shed tears. Work out clothes and weights have been set out with care, In hopes that we’ll seriously shrink our derrieres. I know that tonight when we’re all snuggled in bed, We’ll have dreams of Jillian yelling … [Read more…]