February 19, 2010 By thea
Dude. A super hero? Oh yeah. I could totally be a super hero.
My super power? To feel no pain and have limitless endurance.
No matter how long I run, no matter how much weight I lift, no matter how long I work out for, I would feel no pain and I could keep on going.
Because, evidently, I’m the most selfish super hero ever! LOL!
O.K. Let’s see. How can I use my power for good?
I could raise money for charities because my race times would be so improved? I could help the environment because I would never have to drive anywhere anymore?
Aw, crap. Maybe that’s not such a great super power after all.
Anyway, I would definitely NOT have a cape. Bad aerodynamics. I would have a hot one piece number, like one of the X-Men. But not Cat Woman. I may be a hooker, but I’m not ho!
So, a navy blue and green one piece number with a capital E for endurance.
That’s me. Endurance Girl.