I remember one time, not so long ago
On Twitter, I heard some chatter to and fro
About a new snack, someone gave a tip,
and they were all loopy about something called popchips.
Whatever, I thought, I have a favorite snack.
These, popchips or whatever; they sound kind of whack.
Nothing can beat my favorite baked tortilla chips,
so forget, popchips, I will not like them Sam I am.
Then one day, I went to my grocery store,
and there at eye level, I saw popchips galore!
I walked by them two times. Or was it three?
OK, fine! I will try them! What really would it hurt me?
I opened the bag as soon as I got into my house
and I wasn’t even really quiet like a mouse
and OH MY GOD did I like what I tasted?
Why a great big smile on my face was pasted!
I have tried every flavor, and they are all so great.
I am so sorry that to the popchips party I was late.
Please forgive me dear popchips, you are my fav.
Forever and ever, about you I will rave.
So I sit here today and I confess to you,
Dear popchips, oh, how my love for you is true. <3
I know that isn’t a “real” confession because, who are we kidding? Popchips are AWESOME! So, a couple of real confessions are that last week was my birthday, I ate popchips at 9:30 in the morning, I had way too much other food too, but I don’t feel bad about it because food on my birthday is calorie free.
Also? Did you note the title? Yep, you read that right! Popchips has been so awesome that they’re going to give one of you lucky readers a month’s supply of popchips! So, let’s get to the rules!
1. Post your True Confessions for the week! We want to hear the good, the bad, and the ugly!
2. “Like” popchips on facebook!
3. For an additional entry, follow popchips on Twitter!
Giveaway ends on Friday, June 24th at 10 p.m. Central! A winner will be randomly selected and announced on Saturday morning!
Now. Let’s hear those confessions!
Disclosure: I was not paid by popchips to write my most awesome poem. My opinion is my own. Thank you to popchips for sponsoring this giveaway!