True Confessions – The Shrinking Jeans of Thea


February 23, 2010 By thea

O.K. So I’ve been an eating machine since last Thursday.  I’ve made HORRIBLE choices and lots and lots of them.  I’m going to list every single one so that maybe it’ll be a good slap in the face for me.

  • A large “snack” bag of Cool Ranch Doritos
  • About 3 helpings of Chinese food, including a deep fried chicken dish.
  • Another large “snack” bag of Cool Ranch Doritos
  • A very rick pasta dish in pesto cream sauce
  • A slice of cheese cake
  • 1/2 of a salami, pepperoni, provolone panini
  • 1/2 of a chicken salad sandwich on a croissant
  • A hazelnut chocolate bar
  • A belgian waffle with butter and syrup
  • A donut
  • Three enchiladas
  • 500 pounds of chips and queso dip
  • Three margaritas
  • Fried ice cream
  • Another Belgian waffle with butter and syrup
  • A cheese danish
  • A gyro
  • A king size Snickers bar
  • 8 Girl Scout Cookies in one sitting
  • Two servings of pesto linguine

Oh my gosh.  Oh my gosh.  I need to go throw up now.  I have a sneaking suspicion that this week’s weigh in is NOT going to go well.

At least I know why!