Thursday Three – You Know You've Thought About It… | The Sisterhood of the Shrinking Jeans LLC


Alright. I’m going to be totally honest.

Sometimes I think about getting plastic surgery. Have you ever thought about that? I think you’d be hard pressed to find a woman who hasn’t thought about it at least once in their lives.

I don’t think I would ever actually HAVE plastic surgery, but that doesn’t mean I don’t have a list of procedures that I would like to have done.  Seriously, it’s just about the quick fix.

Anyhoo, here is my completely frivolous list of what I would like to wake up to some day…

  1. A tummy tuck – This is the big one.  I’m sure I have some fat under all that skin, but for me it’s just about the sagging.  The first thing I look at whenever I look in the mirror is my gut.   It’s just squishy and…well…SQUISHY.
  2. Liposuction on my inner thighs – O.K. I don’t like my legs.  And I really don’t like my inner thighs. They’ve got this weird ridge thing that never goes away and they’re dimply. Dimples are for cheeks, not thighs.
  3. A breast lift – I don’t need bigger boobs.  I really don’t. I just don’t want saggy boobs.  They need to be up in the right spot. I’m just sayin’.

Care to indulge in a little fantasy and share your list? Or have you had plastic surgery and want to share your experience? Let’s hear about it, ladies!

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